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maymunn
Expat Drunk
Joined: Tue, Mar 29 2005, 21:28 PM Posts: 942 Location: In the hills
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 Monkey business
Been in town for 2 and a half years, found MM a few weeks back, then unfortunately went to the taksim p***up and met Charly. Looks like i've been lured to the dark side. Not really into the whole ''expat'' scene to be honest but its good to chat to people in the same boat from time to time.
i love a good larf and a healthy dose of sarcasm so i guess im in the right place .....that Charly is REALLY funny isnt she????.......
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| Tue, Mar 29 2005, 23:11 PM |
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charly
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Joined: Tue, Jan 25 2005, 22:50 PM Posts: 3001 Location: Galata
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Sarcastic arse wipe! I think I'm hilarious!! I made a joke to me mates about Fatima and Mohammed last week that went down well!
Welcome my dear! I can't wait to hear your input into such topics as: How to get rid of the squirts How to persuade Lithuanians to have a threesome How often does Starman polish his telescope
Enjoy monkey boy! See you tonight for the footie!!!! (Well for the beer actually!)
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| Wed, Mar 30 2005, 8:28 AM |
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maymunn
Expat Drunk
Joined: Tue, Mar 29 2005, 21:28 PM Posts: 942 Location: In the hills
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 Fish
yesssssssss................... in answer to your questions 1) drink more beer. 2) drink more beer and 3) not half as often as i do Two fish in a tank, one turns to the other and says ''How do you drive this thing?'' Laters.....................
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| Wed, Mar 30 2005, 11:49 AM |
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charly
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Joined: Tue, Jan 25 2005, 22:50 PM Posts: 3001 Location: Galata
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God. Not another geezer with bad jokes! 
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starman
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Joined: Tue, Jan 18 2005, 17:32 PM Posts: 2700
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Hi monkeyman and welcome. did we meet at the taksim piss up?
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| Thu, Mar 31 2005, 6:56 AM |
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maymunn
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Joined: Tue, Mar 29 2005, 21:28 PM Posts: 942 Location: In the hills
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Dunno, i turned up a bit late. Ended up talking to that red headed bird...whatshername??? i met a bloke who gave me expatinturkey business card, i met a bloke writing a book and i saw a guy wearing a loud shirt. one of them you? i was the balding guy with the beer belly, was actually chatting to a table of turkish girls most of the time 
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| Thu, Mar 31 2005, 15:12 PM |
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charly
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Joined: Tue, Jan 25 2005, 22:50 PM Posts: 3001 Location: Galata
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Bad shirt=Cem Writer=We discussed this last night Card bloke= Tall and lanky?=Carlo, Tall and manky=Starman
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| Thu, Mar 31 2005, 16:22 PM |
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starman
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Joined: Tue, Jan 18 2005, 17:32 PM Posts: 2700
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ah the 3 turkish hotties, I remember talking to them with some geezer from Yeading or some where in west London. that you?
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Istanbulguy2004
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Joined: Fri, Feb 25 2005, 13:02 PM Posts: 114
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charly wrote: Bad shirt=Cem Writer=We discussed this last night Card bloke= Tall and lanky?=Carlo, Tall and manky=Starman Hey....leave my precious shirts alone...otherwise, I'll wear an even louder one next time !  Cheers, Cem
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| Thu, Mar 31 2005, 19:53 PM |
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starman
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charly wrote: Bad shirt=Cem Writer=We discussed this last night Card bloke= Tall and lanky?=Carlo, Tall and manly=Starman You can be so kind sometimes Charly. 
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| Thu, Mar 31 2005, 20:17 PM |
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maymunn
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Joined: Tue, Mar 29 2005, 21:28 PM Posts: 942 Location: In the hills
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Yep , that was me...displaced of yeading. So which one were you again, you're the one who gave me the card weren't you?, then again i was gettin quietly hammered!! Charly's confused me now with tall and lanky/manky!
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| Thu, Mar 31 2005, 21:09 PM |
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