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Been in town for 2 and a half years, found MM a few weeks back, then unfortunately went to the taksim p***up and met Charly. Looks like i've been lured to the dark side. Not really into the whole ''expat'' scene to be honest but its good to chat to people in the same boat from time to time.

i love a good larf and a healthy dose of sarcasm so i guess im in the right place .....that Charly is REALLY funny isnt she????.......


Tue, Mar 29 2005, 23:11 PM
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Sarcastic arse wipe! I think I'm hilarious!! I made a joke to me mates about Fatima and Mohammed last week that went down well!

Welcome my dear! I can't wait to hear your input into such topics as:
How to get rid of the squirts
How to persuade Lithuanians to have a threesome
How often does Starman polish his telescope

Enjoy monkey boy! See you tonight for the footie!!!! (Well for the beer actually!)


Wed, Mar 30 2005, 8:28 AM
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yesssssssss...................

in answer to your questions 1) drink more beer. 2) drink more beer and 3) not half as often as i do


Two fish in a tank, one turns to the other and says ''How do you drive this thing?''

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Laters.....................


Wed, Mar 30 2005, 11:49 AM
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God. Not another geezer with bad jokes! :wink:


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Hi monkeyman and welcome.
did we meet at the taksim piss up?


Thu, Mar 31 2005, 6:56 AM
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Dunno, i turned up a bit late. Ended up talking to that red headed bird...whatshername??? i met a bloke who gave me expatinturkey business card, i met a bloke writing a book and i saw a guy wearing a loud shirt. one of them you?

i was the balding guy with the beer belly, was actually chatting to a table of turkish girls most of the time :)


Thu, Mar 31 2005, 15:12 PM
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Bad shirt=Cem
Writer=We discussed this last night
Card bloke= Tall and lanky?=Carlo, Tall and manky=Starman


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ah the 3 turkish hotties, I remember talking to them with some geezer from Yeading or some where in west London. that you?


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charly wrote:
Bad shirt=Cem
Writer=We discussed this last night
Card bloke= Tall and lanky?=Carlo, Tall and manky=Starman


Hey....leave my precious shirts alone...otherwise, I'll wear an even louder one next time !

:)

Cheers,

Cem


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charly wrote:
Bad shirt=Cem
Writer=We discussed this last night
Card bloke= Tall and lanky?=Carlo, Tall and manly=Starman


You can be so kind sometimes Charly. :oops:


Thu, Mar 31 2005, 20:17 PM
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Yep , that was me...displaced of yeading. So which one were you again, you're the one who gave me the card weren't you?, then again i was gettin quietly hammered!! Charly's confused me now with tall and lanky/manky!


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