Switzerland - is it as boring as they say?
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Roberto
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maymunn
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Mate, I went to Eton, thats why I talk proper. Not like what you do.
But seriously, you really think Switzerland isnt in Scandinavia?? or is one of your wind ups? 
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Roberto
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maymunn
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Ha ha very funny. I've been to Switzerland it was in Scandinavia. You're thinking of Sweden Roberto!!
Charly, can you back me up here please?? Where are you going at the weekend??
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starman
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Roberto, remember monkeys have a very limited IQ. It was only the other day he told me that finland was the capital of Oslo.
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Roberto
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maymunn
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At least I know Starfish is the capital of Uranus
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charly
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Well I've just converted my lira to euro - monkey told me to do it! Should I not be believing any of the tripe that comes out of his mouth then? He told me on Friday that I was a fit bloke and to call him if ever I needed a banana-ing? Damn.
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maymunn
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charly wrote: Well I've just converted my lira to euro - monkey told me to do it! Should I not be believing any of the tripe that comes out of his mouth then? He told me on Friday that I was a fit bloke and to call him if ever I needed a banana-ing? Damn. No, no, no...listen properly next time!! Banana said '' It was fitting you needed to call a bloke'' 
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starman
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oh, did monkeygenius tell you they use euros in Zurich? I bet he told you they drive on the left aswell.
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charly
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Yeah and that they only speak Swiss and that it's like the European Caribbean.
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maymunn
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Ha ha, doubting Thomas's!!! Check out this link where I found the following info.............
http://www.scandinaviastan.com.sk
Toblerone is the national currency of Scandinavia.
Yodelling is the national sport.
It's compulsory to have blond hair and sport a 'bumfluff' moustache (men only).
Women must be named Agnetha or Anna.
Everybody must star in a porno
The Lausanne Treaty includes a motion stating that:- ''All Scandinavian provences (including Switzerland) must be absolutely crap at summer sports and only excel at weird ice bound pursuits that no one else cares about''
Yes, i'm having a slow day....
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musulko
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Typical Monday, he?
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Arikan
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Quote: Everybody must star in a porno Isn't that one of the Commandments anyway?
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starfish
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maymunn wrote: At least I know Starfish is the capital of Uranus um, whose anus? 
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