There was a truly bizarre episode of South Park last night called A Million Little Fibers. It's a pastiche of the controversy surrounding James Frey's A Million Little Pieces. Basically, Towelie the Towel, a former ancillary character on the show, writes a book, pretending to be human, and fooling Oprah Winfrey in the process to declare the "autobiography" Oprah's book of the month. This pisses off Oprah's minge and arsehole (called Gary), who decide to sabotage Towelie, and also Oprah on the way (they want her to work less so that they can see Paris, you see). Eventually, Oprah's minge and her arsehole take some hostages at a bank, the minge shoots down a police officer, and finally decides to top himself after Gary is killed by sniper fire. By the way, the minge spoke with an American Mockney accent, whereas the arsehole had an intentionally dreadful Scouser accent. Walt Disney would be proud.

I wonder why they didn't show that on the flight over?